Look at me! I’m so good at writing. It only took me a few seconds to write that sentence.

Okay, that one took me a little longer, but it’s only because I didn’t know what I wanted to say right away. This next one is going to take no time at all! Amazing!

But…shit. What should I write next? I guess I could repeat some of that earlier stuff, but that seems lazy. And people are going to notice. I mean those sentences are RIGHT there.

I’ve barely written anything, and I’m already slowing down. Man, this is a lot harder than I thought it would be. Writing isn’t just putting words down on a page. I also have to make them good?

Dude, that’s the worst. This is probably the worst thing I’ve ever written. No one is going to read this. And if they do, they’re definitely not going to enjoy it. Maybe I should have majored in engineering…

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